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Call it self-referential

but the spam-bots are getting PRETTY sophisticated. Just found this in the ol’ attempted comments filter from a “Mary Salas”:

The very heart of your writing while appearing reasonable originally, did not really settle perfectly with me after some time. Somewhere within the paragraphs you actually were able to make me a believer unfortunately only for a very short while. I however have a problem with your leaps in logic and one would do well to help fill in those gaps. If you actually can accomplish that, I would certainly be fascinated.

I feel like this is so general, only small changes could make it sound like a break-up:

The very heart of you, while appearing reasonable originally, did not really settle perfectly with me after some time. Somewhere within you actually were able to make me a believer unfortunately only for a very short while. I however have a problem with your leaps in logic and you would do well to help fill in those gaps. If you actually can accomplish that, I would certainly be fascinated.

Ouch city.

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A Pretty Funny Except From the ESPN Writeup of Last Night’s Tigers-Twins Base-ball Game

Plagued by groin, abdominal and hip issues, [Miguel] Cabrera still delivered a three-run double in the eighth inning Wednesday to help Detroit (74-52) even this three-game set with a 7-1 victory.

“I was pleased with his health,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said.

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Euphemisms for Cold Sores

Playing the Herpsichord

The Sins of the Father

Study-Hall-Cola-Blossom

Uncle John’s Band (“band” pronounced “van”)

Garbage Mouth

Lip Rot

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A New Character I Made For You

This is an old-timey baseball player:

 

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A probable statement by an erstwhile pro-septic Rip Van Winkle, encountering mouthwash for the first time:

Anti-septic? This is going to take some getting used to.”

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A Joke I Thought Of, Waking Upon My Natal Day

Gentleman: Dude, don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Rapscallion: I’m supposed to put my eggs into what now?

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