A Joke I Thought Of, Waking Upon My Natal Day

Gentleman: Dude, don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Rapscallion: I’m supposed to put my eggs into what now?

A Possible Comedic Addendum:

Gentleman: A basket. But don’t put all of them into one.

Rapscallion: Why, I’ve been carrying them in the crook of my arm. One basket sounds just marvelous.

 

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