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Some clutch headlines ripped from the front page of The Evening Post in Miller’s Crossing →
March 17, 2013 · 12:26 pm
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Excerpts from two separate voicemails from strangers in Boca Raton for a person named Neal, left for my roommate, whose name also happens to be Neal:

Hey Neal, this is your brothers. Got your text message last night…

Hey Neal, the beach is calling, we hope you’re on your way…..

 

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