Euphemisms for Cold Sores

Playing the Herpsichord

The Sins of the Father

Study-Hall-Cola-Blossom

Uncle John’s Band (“band” pronounced “van”)

Garbage Mouth

Lip Rot

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Ruth Bader Ginsberg is also known as The Notorious RBG.
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Ones you may previously have heard:

That's an awful unlawful falafel.
-grace à Jeffy Lung

Classic from Andrew Saladmoney, "Where there's a will, there's a chance."

Regarding the fossilized Sabrmetric Tiger skull?

Where the guy goes, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." And the doctor says, "That will be an $80 co-pay."

Regarding the naive interlocutor's query, "Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"

Where the she-wolf, hunting it's quarry, is unwittingly hired to excavate stone?

Is there an extant author considered the seminal Seminole?

When reminded of his college-era quip, "Sometimes being human is a crock of sh!t," my now thirty-two year-old friend Jason was heard to say, "When was I ever so optimistic?"

Where MLB shortstop Pedro Florimón is confused for some kind of Pokemon?

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